Tuesday, August 25, 2009

'The Bible tells me so...'






Storytelling, terrific acting and writing are the keys to a wonderful cinematic or stage performance. Those are the reason’s why I enjoyed and still enjoy watching West Wing on television. I generally try not to get too involved in serial TV because my activities are so unpredictable that scheduling becomes a problem. I know I can time shift with a VCR but I just didn’t find one that was worth the effort until West Wing.
One of my favorite episodes was called, “The Midterms.” (Did I tell you I’m a political junkie and, reading my blog, you can probably tell I lean a bit to the left?)  Most weeks the ensemble cast is involved in several different but converging story lines, and this episode was no different.
Toward the conclusion, the White House is hosting a group of radio talk show hosts with the President Bartlet scheduled to attend. I love the ensuing dialog. 
Below is a transcript of the scene:
C.J. (Press secretary to gathering of radio talk show hosts at the White House)
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. The President of the United States.
Everyone stands and claps. The flashbulbs go off as Bartlet enters the reception.
BARTLET (President)
Thank you. Thank you, very much. Thanks a lot. I wish I could spend more than a few minutes 
with you but the polls don’t close in the east for another hour and there are plenty of 
election results left to falsify. 
(Everyone chuckles.)
BARTLET
You know with so many people participating in the political and social debate through call 
in shows, it’s a good idea to be reminded...
(Bartlet loses his train of thought when something attracts his attention. The camera pans over 
to Jenna Jacobs, sitting on her chair.)
BARTLET
...it’s a good idea to be reminded of the awesome impact... the awesome impact...
He finally gives up and addresses her.
BARTLET
I’m sorry, um... you’re Dr. Jenna Jacobs, right? 
JENNA JACOBS (Conservative talk show host)
Yes, sir. 
BARTLET
It’s good to have you here.
JENNA JACOBS
Thank you.
BARTLET
The awesome impact of the airwaves and how that translates into the furthering of our national 
discussions but obviously also how it can... how it can...
(He sighs, and addresses Jenna Jacobs again.)
BARTLET
Forgive me, Dr. Jacobs. Are you an M.D.?
JENNA JACOBS
Ph.D.
BARTLET
A Ph.D.?
JENNA JACOBS
Yes, sir.
BARTLET
In Psychology?
JENNA JACOBS
No sir.
BARTLET
Theology?
JENNA JACOBS
No.
BARTLET
Social work?
JENNA JACOBS
I have a Ph.D. in English Literature.
BARTLET
I’m asking, ‘cause on your show, people call in for advice and you go by the name of 
Dr. Jacobs on your show. And I didn’t know if maybe your listeners were confused by that, 
and assumed you had advanced training in Psychology, Theology, or health care.
JENNA JACOBS
I don’t believe they are confused, no sir.
BARTLET
Good. I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.
JENNA JACOBS
I don’t say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
BARTLET
Yes, it does. Leviticus.
JENNA JACOBS
18:22
BARTLET
Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. 
I’m interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. 
(small chuckles from the guests) She’s a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, and 
always clears the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While 
thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff, Leo McGarry, insists on working 
on the Sabbath, Exodus 35:2, clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated 
to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police? Here’s one that’s really important, 
‘cause we’ve got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes 
us unclean, Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins 
still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be 
together to stone my brother, John, for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn 
my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? 
(Jenna Jacobs fidgets uncomfortably.)
BARTLET
Think about those questions, would you? One last thing, while you may be mistaking this 
for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tightass Club, in this building, when the President 
stands, nobody sits.
(Jenna Jacobs squirms in her seat but doesn’t rise. Bartlet glares meaningfully at her. 
She finally rises out of her seat.)
It was only a TV show but it highlights arguments that are heard too frequently. Presumably the person using the Bible as a reference assumes his/her opponent is ignorant in Biblical scholarship. Interesting when she’s suddenly cast with a more than worthy opponent. Regardless of how someone feels about this particular issue, the Biblical references don’t hold water in modern times. It’s unfortunate we need a fictionalized television show to highlight our debates and sometimes follies. Besides, one of the tenets of Christian teaching is tolerance. Maybe we should all practice it more often.

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